Lyrics

Look at me, I’m a grubby little tea-leaf
So I’ve been told
Sometimes it just beggars belief
They even let me walk on the King’s Road
Say you’ll do anything once
I’ll do anything twice – after that maybe three
Gotta pick a pocket, stick my finger in a socket
Light up like a Christmas tree

Find a fence – sell the TV on
Modify your accent, social chameleon
Paint your nails, put mascara on your eyes
And hide behind a web of lies

Are you Chelsea in disguise?
Have you got an alibi?
You said to me, it’s another identity
You’re trying on for size
Are you Chelsea in disguise?
Are you Chelsea in disguise?

Look at me, they wrote me down upon the rap sheet
Half a mile long
You say the bitter comes out better on a stolen guitar
Not gonna prove you wrong
Turn up the collar of my jacket
At least I’m not pretending to be
Nothing – if it’s not nailed down I’m gonna have it
High society

Find a fence – sell the TV on
Modify your accent, social chameleon
Paint your nails, put mascara on your eyes
And hide behind a web of lies

Are you Chelsea in disguise?
Have you got an alibi?
You said to me, it’s another identity
You’re trying on for size
Are you Chelsea in disguise?
Are you Chelsea in disguise?